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TENS: SAFE DRUG FREE PAIN RELIEF

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Ten out of Ten

True country life sets a cracking good pace
Working hard get up early is just common place
When drought turns grass to rocks and stones
The cattle, the sheep will all turn to bones

Harold was his name, Mick to his mates
Was big and was strong and always worked late
Chasing cows on stock horses was his one delight
One day he would marry and continue that plight

Young Karen was born and bred on the land
From childhood to youth would lend a good hand
She'd look to the future with what would behold
Cause marry a cattleman was what she was told

Theyd marry have children on a place out far west
Town driving for groceries took two hours at best
Look pretty; look handsome for the trip they must take
One hundred miles long there could be no mistake

When pain in the back from a day on the mare
Hed look at the options and pills he must bare
With hospitals and doctors and no physio in sight
Hed put up with pain all through the night

Doctors and Chiros is normal for most
When back or the knee just gives up the ghost
Just 160ks from Springsure you are
There must be an answer to travel so far

One spring sunny day on the great divide
Theyd test a device and have to decide
New tech was a choice to help with the back
As pills they would take were getting the sack

Pete would sit still and explain in a song
Details of the TENS which would not take that long
Was trying the machine before they decide
Theyd sit and just smile as the pain would subside

Can buy a machine to fix that bad knee
Lets buy the machine and then we can see
If what we were told was all just a lie
We'll send forces from home to poke Petes eye

Twenty odd years the machine’s been around
Doctors and physios charge dollar or pound
When mode is pre set, for you to revere
Buy your own TENS machine no need to stay here

Move dials up and down on this handy device
Look no further for potions, pills and advice
Walk round with the pads attached to your knee
Cause your new machine will make you pain free

Was pleased was big Pete with another good sale
But was just as engrossed on the cattlemans tale
Listened long to the man in jeans and cow shoe
New friends from the bush at four-seven-two-two

If youre looking for friend to give you relief
Let me be the one who shows you the brief
Got pain in the morn when you get out of bed
Take TENS not a pill, no more you will dread

The people Ive met since selling this thing
Are now all pain free and able to sing
Staying home cause of pain is a thing of the past
My new friends all just say its a bloody great blast

Posted by Peter Thornton at 5:33 PM

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